Gluing a carrot to your dog's head so neighbours think you have a unicorn
Gluing a Dorito on your goldfish so everyone thinks you have a Shark
Gluing coconuts to your dog's feet so neighbours think you have a horse
Gluing a tutu around your cats neck so neighbours think you have a lion
Gluing a cat to your face so everyone thinks you have a cat on your face
Gluing a book to your face so ppl call you facebook
Gluing a pigeon to your dog so your neighbours think you have a Hippogriff
Gluing hair to your body so your goat will sleep with you
Gluing a Television to your Stomach so everyone thinks you're a Telly Tubby
Gluing a carrot to your turtles head so they think you have a pet dinosaur.
Gluing a dorito to the top of your goldfish so the other fish shit themself
Gluing coconuts to your feet so your neighbours think your Mr Tumnus.
Gluing prickles to your dog's back so neighbours think you have a crocodile
Gluing a fossil to your sausage dog so neighbours think it's a snail
Gluing your TV to your stomach so everyone thinks you're a Teletubby.
Subject: Funny facebook likes 
Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:02 pm
